THE FAT CLUB
Fat Club

The Fat Club Requirements


To be a part of the Fat Club you must eat at least 400 calories per day, you must start out at at least:

Age-------------------- Pounds
0-3--------------------- 40
4-7--------------------- 70

8-9---------------------80

10-11-----------------105

12-13-----------------125

14-15-----------------142

16-17-----------------170

18-19-----------------190

20-22-----------------220

23-25-----------------239

26-28-----------------259

29-31-----------------280

32-36-----------------300

37-40-----------------312

41-whenever dead---324

To be apart of the Fat Club, you must also eat at least one donut every three-four days. We suggest a Daily Donut, but we understand that donut prices are quite high.

RANKS

Your rank is however fat you are for your age and what you eat weekly and how many calories you eat weekly. If you are 16, and your weight is 170, your rank is low. If you are 16 and yur wight is 200, your rank is high. It all depends on how you eat.  You want the highest rank, for there is a contest every month!

FAT CLUB CONFESSIONS

Don't be afraid to confess how fat you are! When you type the information below, you can also enter a contest to win a prize!

Name:
E-mail:
HomePage:
Where are
you from:
Comments, Questions, and tell us your age and how fat you are, if you are proud of your fat... ect.:
What kind of house do you live in?
Are you a 'popular kid'?
Have you, or do you own a car with a top speed of 10mph?

 

Thank you for your proudly submitted fat information!